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[–] BustinJiber 76 points 1 year ago (4 children)

So the asshole who posted this claims after we die and go to heaven it's going to be the same shit that we have right now?!

[–] TokenBoomer 83 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Somebody has to mine the gold the streets are paved with.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I almost spilled my coffee 🤣🤣🤣.

[–] TokenBoomer 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Coffee is a drug, so none of that in heaven

[–] _danny 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Technically it's just the caffeine. So you could have decaf in heaven.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well alright then, I'm out...

[–] Daft_ish 2 points 1 year ago

Not really into the gold esthetic anyway.

[–] NounsAndWords 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There is a singular authoritarian dictator. You may not disobey. The punishment for your first infraction is eternal torture.

But otherwise...yes. Getting to heaven is about winning, and you can't be a winner without there being losers.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

you can't be a winner without there being losers

There's no biblical reasoning why everyone can't go to heaven, losers are not mandatory. In fact in Christianity, "Jesus died for your sins," so supposedly you get a free pass as long as you aren't a big piece of shit.

It's the Jehovah's witnesses that think there is limited space in heaven, it's what motivates them to convert everyone. By converting so many unbelievers, they'll rise up the ranks and get that heaven spot for themself. The people they converted? Doomed to hell, I suppose. A sacrifice to get them into heaven.

JWs are pretty messed up.

[–] MyFairJulia 2 points 1 year ago

TIL that Watchtower Society runs christianity like a Ponzi scheme