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Why would you do that with Mormons though?
They said they'd give me a planet
Still, vampires are better.
Morons give out planets?
Well because maybe it's a good thing to offer food to these kids who don't really yet understand the folly of their cult beliefs. At least I can give them a cookie or something for their efforts.
We are talking about vampires, right?
Umm.....not sure anymore. Do vampires like cookies? If they're nice they can come to my house and have a bite.