this post was submitted on 20 Dec 2023
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

sounds like it was the Monster™ Zero Ultra™ that fixed things (which you can purchase here)

[–] [email protected] 64 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

MFW greentext was just an advertisement

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Mfw even Pepe was an advertisement

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

I'm disappointed that your username or instance isn't an ad

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

The awful thing about your post is that you actually linked to the dishwater, thus enhancing the ad.