Shitty Million Dollar Ideas

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A tiny roomba for the inside of your toilet (lemmy.inbutts.lol)

submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Imagine a hockey puck sized Roomba that docks at the top of the bowl, off to one side, that slides to the bottom after every flush and then scrubs it's way back up to the dock.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Okay, but what does it do when you drop a monster deuce and clog the toilet? Does it just start spraying poop water all over the place?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Just like a normal Roomba, it does a bad job every time, but by virtue of daily repetition it eventually does a better job than lazy humans.