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[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Same with the Scandinavian languages. You can mostly figure out what they're talking about, but some words are just gibberish. I had two Danish girls try to hit on me at a bar here in Sweden many years ago, the only thing I understood was that they found me attractive because I look like Bob Dylan and they are fans of him. Danish is especially hard, IMO, even more so when it's spoken by drunk people.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

My friend got by on 7 years in Germany only knowing

"Ein bier, bitte."

and

"Willst du fich mich?"

[–] Piecemakers3Dprints 10 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Most likely they were using them in the opposite order there, and the beer glass helped ice the swelling.

[–] shalafi 3 points 10 months ago

At my wedding the Filipinas all called out "guapo!" and 3 of us looked up. :)

[–] lemmylommy 0 points 10 months ago