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Millennial Can’t Afford Mid-Life Crisis (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] jopepa 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Anyone else concerned about the implication of having a midlife crisis at 30?

[–] totallynotarobot 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

If we manage to live past 60 we'll starve and freeze because we'll be well out of money at that point. 30 is the actually a little late for midlife.

[–] jopepa 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is that a yes?

[–] totallynotarobot 3 points 1 year ago

Yes I'm concerned the millennial in question is having their breakdown well after midlife.

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