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Anon goes to a party (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] BustlingChungus 42 points 11 months ago

I feel like we’ve all been there; House-sitting a cousin’s house, invited a girl over. Cooked dinner for her, and showed her the guest bed she could sleep in. Went to my separate bed. She then says she’ll get lonely in there by herself so I get into her bed and spoon her falling asleep in record time. I’m not a smart man.