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Nope still don't get it (lemmy.world)

submitted 9 months ago by Stamets to c/memes

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Ha! My now wife realised on our first date that she was in a strange town, with no one she knew, and no one knew we were on a date. Cue her drunkenly asking me if I was an axe murderer and if I was going to chop her into little bits.....about 40 times....

I decided not to mention I collect knives until the 3rd date.

[–] Kase 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You collect... just knives? What's the extra freezer for, then?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Uhhh....for moose and elk....sweats profusely yeah......yeah.....legally poached....errrrrr.....hunted meat.....that totally isn't people.....