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[โ€“] Emerald 8 points 11 months ago

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Mary Kobayashi, @MaryKoCo

Girls actually text each other like, "I'm meeting a guy allegedly named Brian here ๐Ÿ“ŒIf he murders me here's his Bumble pic so he can be brought to justice" and then the reply's like "You got it girl - have fun tonight! ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜œ"