this post was submitted on 11 Dec 2023
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[โ€“] PP_BOY_ 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

It's called the Law of Attraction, anon. She's too scared to break up with you because she thinks you'll kill yourself but she also doesn't want to be dating a loser

[โ€“] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

Uh... you okay buddy?