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This happened to me at a work party. I was talking to an HR lady and some of the food from her mouth flew out and landed on my glasses.
Like a big chunk of food, right in my field of view.
We both pretended it didn’t happen. We wanted for the conversation to end and I left to clean my glasses.
Good Guy Randy.
I’m pretty big on this kind of thing… spit lands on my arm, I continue the conversation normally and after a second’s delay slowly move to wipe my arm off without mentioning it.
Glad to see all the other Lemmings like this!