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Woman Enters MRI Machine With a Gun, Gets Shot in Butt (gizmodo.com)

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[–] TheBat 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Woman Enters MRI Machine With a Gun, Gets Shot in Butt

What's the next line in this lyrics

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Woman Enters MRI Machine With a Gun,

(Gets Shot in the Butt)

She been a dumbass since a teen, you know she dat one,

(Face like a mutt)

[–] [email protected] -3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Woman enters MRI machine with a gun, GETS SHOT IN BUTT

She had it easy else headline would've been, DIES OF VAG SMUT