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Woman Enters MRI Machine With a Gun, Gets Shot in Butt (gizmodo.com)

submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/nottheonion

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago (1 children)

To quote Gregory House, everybody lies.

[–] Anticorp 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"IDK how this gun ended up inside my butthole. I must have fallen on it."

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Wait wait wait! The gun was on her person, or the gun was in her rectum?

[–] Anticorp 5 points 11 months ago

Idk, I didn't read the article.

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