Alberta

ABNDP: "If you're going to waste all of our time and money on a pension referendum, then we propose the Alberta Government, whoever is in power, should agree to respect the decision of the people."

UCP: "Fuck you! You're slandering us! We can be trusted! We just need another 20 bucks to spend for...provincial good things! Don't touch my purse! I don't know you!"

ABNDP: "Oooooohkay....we've identified these six places as problematic loopholes to the security of a proposed Alberta pension plan, and would propose closing these identified loopholes to make it more well-defined so Albertans feel safer about their money. One of those loopholes is that it doesn't actually say you need to invest all of the CPP pension money that might be transferring to the province, into the province's pension. That's a big one and a pretty major no-brainer for all of us."

UCP: *UCP Finance Minister Nate Horner just shits right into his own hand and throws it across the room before smearing the rest across his chest and screaming as loud as he can at Shannon Phillips until he collapsed."

Another strong UCP victory!