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The fine art of writing a resume (lemmy.today)
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Zero safety incidents

No one's gonna believe that, gotta make it at least a little realistic

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I mean, how badly can you fuck up changing a lightbulb?

[–] Ziglin 2 points 1 year ago

If you happen to be uninstalling an old light that has mercury or whatever toxic things are in it you could poison yourself if you break it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Don't get me started on those stupid ass "open architecture" or whatever the fuck they call it with lightbulbs on a celing 40 fucking feet above a flight of stairs...