this post was submitted on 29 Nov 2023
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"I see master is wearing their black versache dress shoes today, excellent choice sir! I will lick them clean all over. Oh, is that shoe polish? You shouldn't have!" slurp slurp

[โ€“] feedum_sneedson 3 points 1 year ago

My wages only cover literal boot licking.