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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago

My first time I didn’t think anything was happening until…

My friends much older sister started talking to us and I couldn’t stop laughing, so I bit into a cheeseburger thinking that it would hide my laughing.

Looking back, she just saw some kid holding a cheeseburger up to his mouth and giggling nonstop.

She was like 15-20 years older, so she was more an adult than an older sister.