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Anon envies his wife's make believe job (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] banneryear1868 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Lol, lemme just vagina-splain how money works when you're married.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Great. Not I got an image in my head of a woman making her pussy talk the way Ace Ventura makes his asshole talk.

[–] banneryear1868 1 points 11 months ago

Ovaries talk to other ovaries when they're standing close enough