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I've heard it explained that "hey" used to be more of an urgent way to get someone's attention, rather than a casual "hello" like it is now, so it sounded rude to some older folks.

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[–] zerodown 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Hay is for horses… and cows like it too! -Grandpa

[–] scottywh 3 points 1 year ago

Hay is for horses, sometimes cows, pigs don't eat it 'cause they don't know how.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I've heard something about straw is cheaper

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't plan on bedding any horses, thank you very much!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not with that straw you aren't

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

It's really more like a swizzle stick than a straw.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Hay is for horses, grass is free.

Teachers smoke it, why can't we?