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[–] LemmyKnowsBest 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Don't even need to attempt suicide, you just tell the doctor you're THINKING about suicide and they will lock you up for a couple weeks vacation :-)

recommend getting your affairs in order before doing this though, otherwise you'll start missing bill payments. pay all your bills a couple months in advance then enjoy psych ward vacation stress-free.