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submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Preferably with your primary address so we know where to send the van.

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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The ‘virgin’ Mary and I had an affair and a simple lie turned into a ~2000 year cult.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Poor Joseph, forever known as histories largest cuck.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I always pictured him as regular human-sized, maybe a little on the short side.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

You should have seen his girth. The girthiest. Attempts at penetration could never get beyond intercrural.