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[–] Emerald 2 points 11 months ago

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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama

11 years ago, I was texting a dude I'd hooked up with a few times as I got ready for thanksgiving back in my hometown. "I forget, what's your town called again?" He asked. I told him. One EIGHT HOUR DRIVE later he appeared at my doorstep. WHAT A DUMBASS.

Anyway we're married.