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[–] [email protected] 102 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Wait until you hear about rice and pasta.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago

Pasta? You mean flour with a bunch of stuff added to it?

[–] ASeriesOfPoorChoices 4 points 11 months ago

Thank you. That's exactly what I was thinking. This is not so much a "meme" as a "laughing at things stupid people say".

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

huh? d-does your rice and pasta not taste good just boiled with some salt?

get better pasta and rice dude

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I don't even need to put salt on my rice. It's great on its own just boiled.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Thai Jasmin rice. Once I found a good hookup oh baby did my view on rice change.

Idk what they're doing to rice over there but everything about it is perfect. Aroma, flavour, texture. It's delicious fluffy white rice every time.