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submitted 1 year ago by Therealmglitch to c/[email protected]

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You are still you, you can speak human language that you already know, and you know how to speak duck.

You have to learn how to be a duck. This means you gotta learn how to fly, hunt food, etc.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Open a wine bottle, maybe? Put the corkscrew to use.

[–] Therealmglitch 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Bro, you see that duck over there? It stole my wine bottle"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Do you want it back? It's already open now." "You know what? I think I'll pass."

[–] Therealmglitch 3 points 1 year ago

"Get back here, I want it back!!"