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submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Giving you contradictory orders is standard operating procedure whenever cops need an excuse to abuse or kill you:

Cop1: "Get on the ground!"

Cop2: "Don't move!"

Cop1: "I SAID GET ON THE GROUND!"

Cop2: "I SAID DON'T F*CKING MOVE!"

But hey, you were being "uncooperative" and that's what the record will show, even though it's literally impossible to follow both orders at the same time.

[–] EmpathicVagrant 14 points 7 months ago

This rings of a certain rifle that reads “You’re fucked”