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Check out this time-saving lifehack (startrek.website)

submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/funny

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You laugh, but shaving off 1.7 seconds is enough for a dedicated speedrunner to set up a new world record of Getting the fuck off the fucking airplane in the category full capacity, window seat

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

You hide in the first-class bathroom before they tell everyone to buckle for landing. If the crew pushes that you get out, play diarrhea sounds and say you are in pain.