Programmer Humor

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Post funny things about programming here! (Or just rant about your favourite programming language.)

Rules:

• Posts must be relevant to programming, programmers, or computer science.
• No NSFW content.
• Jokes must be in good taste. No hate speech, bigotry, etc.

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#include 

int main()
{
#if 0
        std::cout << "Look at this" << std::endl;
#else
        std::cout << "ugly abomination." << std::endl;
#endif
}