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[–] [email protected] 141 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"look i registered my own domain name all by myself!"

the domain: "localhost"

[–] superduperenigma 66 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I'm an elite hacker and I grabbed your IP address from this post. It's 192.168.0.1 just so you know I'm not bluffing.

[–] [email protected] 66 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Heheh I'm ddossing them right now. Unfortunately the computer I'm doing it on is having a few connection issues

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

That gave me a nice chuckle lmao

[–] ShitOnABrick 3 points 1 year ago

I'm afraid you need to turn it off and on again

[–] scarilog 48 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Haha punk it's actually 192.168.1.1. you dun goofed

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Dude, you need to use the broadcast address.

[–] p5f20w18k 4 points 1 year ago

lol that’s not my ip, you’re like 6 numbers off

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I'm an elite FBI KGB K-unit traffic guard. You dun goofed with your silly hacking attempts as I've traced your IP back to ::1. Prepare to get your ass counter-hacked

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Wow, these new TLDs are terrible! ICANN has really lost it this time!