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Your brain is sitting in a sealed, completely dark room with wires coming out of the walls.
(self.showerthoughts)
A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. A showerthought should offer a unique perspective on an ordinary part of life.
Eh? I didn't have a problem with it being in slang. You could've asked if that was the problem and come off looking more honest.