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To be fair you are probably better off using a bidet as diarrhea often means repeat events and that's a lot of wiping and you can create sores. Also, with infectious diarrhea the very act of wiping is a high risk event for spreading those germs. The f22 is an incredible flying machine and the M28 is likely not the most luxurious way to travel but it is much better than flying on Spirit airlines.
What've learned the hard way the last time I had prolonged diarrhea is that it's better to wash as soon as possible because having your buttcheeks soaked in stomach acid can irritate the skin even more than the toilet paper. It's no wonder F22 took issue with this as she has vectored thrust and hypersonic missles while M28 doesn't. He's just out of her league, she's gotta dump him and date SU27 instead.
Bidets are the way even when not experiencing diarrhea & it’s weird so many places it’s no the norm. It’s real weird to find a places without the hose sitting right next to the throne when you are finished.