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Granted. You didn't specify five of what, though.
Five stoners are now in your living room. They've ordered pizza, and they charged it to your credit card. They're passing joints around, occasionally dropping ash and cinders onto your floor and furniture. They start talking to you about your place in the universe.
Lol this one is funny, and not the worst outcome I guess