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Well today is sunday, so I'd be fucked. If it were not sunday and under the assumption, that only cash vanishes, that I still own (hard cash or on my account):
Run to the bank, put in a fast order to buy stocks for 950,000.-. The 50k rest is for them if they accelerate the shit to be done in 30mins.
And now I live off dividends. Thanks!
Edit: My cheeky answer:
So I have to spend the money and not give it to someone to hol on to it? OK. I'll have a family member draft a contract that states that the contract is worth $1 Million. We sign it both. We have now agreed on the price of the piece of paper. That's when I buy the contract from my family member for $1 Million.
We wait an hour. I sell the contract back and be $1m richer.
I didn't give it to them. I bought and sold a contract.