Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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Lying on your resume is like writing fan-fiction about yourself (lemmy.ml)

submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/showerthoughts

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I kinda want to lie so hard, I end up being hired for a job I can't even do. Just to see what that's like.

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