Unethical Life Pro Tips

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An Unethical Life Pro Tip (or ULPT) is a tip that improves your life in a meaningful way, perhaps at the expense of others and/or with questionable legality. Share your best tips you've picked up throughout your life, and learn from others!

ULPT Rules:

Tips must be unethical, tips that are ethical will be removed.
Tips must provide some benefit to you.
Post titles must begin with "ULPT" or "ULPT Request", and should be descriptive. The title should explain the gist of the ULPT without needing a description. Post that are walls of text will be deleted at the mods discretion.
No tips about rape, murder, suicide, or any tips that violate Geneva Convention laws.
No tip lists, each individual post should be about a single tip. This includes links to articles that list tips.

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ULPT: Find and befriend your co-workers that don't drink, because if there's ever a work function with drink tickets, you can try to get theirs. (self.unethicallifeprotips)

submitted 1 year ago by dystop to c/unethicallifeprotips

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Don't be too obvious about it though.

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[–] helmet91 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Why is that unethical? I don't drink, and I would happily give my share away. Rather than having to endure their stupid nagging for the impossible over and over and over again, like "come on, why don't you drink?" and "now come on, this is the day you'll start drinking" and "just one beer, let's try it", etc.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

"I don't want to and if you want us to stay cool you should respect that"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

if the only reason is to get the booze... I could see that.

on the other hand... I generally don't drink, too, and like... You'd almost have to go out of your way for me to not share it. Or just be a lousy drunk.