The Monkey's Paw

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I wish for all the blind, mute, deaf, and paralyzed to regain their senses/abilities. (jlai.lu)

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Granted. All humans were blind to undefinable-xxx. They now have the third eye seeing with clarity. The visions of cthulu quickly drive all of humanity to extinction.