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Surprised nobody suggested condoms.
From age 15 to age 23, I bought condoms and replaced the ones that expired. I was so ambitious.
I finally lost my virginity around 26.
It's going to expire! Chicks are hard to get in teens.
Well, the question was "What is something worth buying as a teen?"
Condoms only cost a couple dollars, but can save you the much greater cost of dealing with an unwanted pregnancy or an STD. If the time for the seks comes unexpectedly, and you have a condom around, you'll be REALLY glad you have one. Plus, they're always a fun topic of conversation: "woah, what's that?" "well, you know how I am, heh heh..." "oh yeah then why's it almost expired?" etc.
They expire after 3-5 years. Then you can open them and inflate them and use them for a prank or art installation or something, and go get some more.
Buy one for fun. Buy 144 and be gross.