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I wish that Donald Trump and all his descendants suddenly grow taste buds throughout their lower intestine and anus, so that they are constantly and inescapably tasting their own shit. (sh.itjust.works)
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And that it's genetic, so that it's passed down to all his descendants; and that all people who marry into the family also have it happen to them

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

(a) that's redundant

(b) it's a consequence I'm willing to accept