this post was submitted on 29 Oct 2023
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Birds aren’t real

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They used to be. Until the U.S. Government replaced them with drone replicas designed to spy on the American public. Founded in 1976.

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[–] Gemini24601 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Ah yes, it also sings encoded messages to other birds, which in turn eventually leads to the Pentagon. This is why I install Linux on my local population, maybe you should do the same.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Penguins aren't real.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I've tried to get my hands on the hardware, but predator drones usually extract the electronics before I get a chance.