The Monkey's Paw

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Just create a post that starts with “I wish ___”. Other users will then grant you the wish, and probably not how you intended.

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I wish I had a physical "Undo" button I could use in real life and not just on my computer (sopuli.xyz)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Granted. Every time you hit Undo your current timeline is destroyed, making you the most prolific mass murderer in the universe by a wide margin. A new timeline is created for you each time, but no matter what you try, each new timeline is slightly worse than the previous one, with your changed actiona only leading to worse consequences.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Yeah, but some of those timelines had it coming...