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Anon finds a stain that changes his life (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 96 points 11 months ago (3 children)

So he didn't clean his toilet for 3 years?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The previous tenant may have been an owl, if you've ever had one of them shit on your car you'll know it's like concrete.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

The Hundred Acre Wood real estate market is truly disgusting

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

Sounds about right

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Also apparently is unfamiliar with a toilet duck, or a brush