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Warp nACLs (network access control lists)

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[–] SzethFriendOfNimi 23 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Kirk: We need more packets!

Scotty: I canna divert more packets. She’s gonna blow.

Spock: Perhaps we could divert the packets via a patch cable.

Scotty: Ya gotta be kiddin’ me. That’s a horrible plan.

Kirk: Do it.

Enterprise Computer: We’ve been trying to reach you about your ships extended warp bubble

Scotty: Bloody idiots, the lot of ya

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Cap'n, they're DDoSing the reactor!

[–] SzethFriendOfNimi 4 points 11 months ago

Computer: Magnetic containment fa…..