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I wish for a year of linux desktop. Every computer runs linux now. (szmer.info)

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Granted. Microsoft has acquired total control of Linux by ousting Linus Torvalds for uncivil behavior. To protect malicious retribution from Linus sympathisers, Linux has been made closed source. The good news is that with Microsoft in full control of Linux, Bing has been deeply integrated into Linux, leveraging the power of AI and data analytics.