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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon waits patiently for service (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] noaccount 31 points 11 months ago (4 children)

"work up courage to get a haircut" quite the specimen

[–] [email protected] 40 points 11 months ago

Right? What a fucking show off.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 11 months ago

Anxiety can be a bitch.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

I'm an extrovert who has no problem going to a party by myself when I don't know anyone

haircuts still give me the howling fantods

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

I can see the dating profile now.

Level of social interaction I'm prepared for: have a haircut without displaying any human emotions or interacting with other members of the human race.