this post was submitted on 21 Oct 2023
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The Monkey's Paw

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Just create a post that starts with “I wish ___”. Other users will then grant you the wish, and probably not how you intended.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Granted. Every motherboard now has mandated government spyware installed on it by the manufacturer that cannot be uninstalled.