this post was submitted on 20 Oct 2023
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] RampantParanoia2365 29 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Why do these stories all tell us to "be them"? Can't we just read about their adventure? Stop telling me who to be.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

>be you

>complain about how things be on 4chan

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Finally, someone telling me to be myself

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Because they're trying to convince people not to become domestic terrorists.

[–] Agent641 5 points 1 year ago

Bit late for all that

[–] TheSambassador 7 points 1 year ago

It's just the style. It isn't a command. It's the format of green texts. I don't know what else to tell ya.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

be me

See idiot complaining about something stupid

laugh

still be me