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Rep. Don Bacon (R-Neb.) said Thursday his wife slept with a loaded gun after receiving more threatening phone calls from voters who were angry that he voted against Rep. Jim Jordan’s (R-Ohio) Speakership bid.

“She had terrible phone calls,” Bacon told reporters. “I didn’t sleep well last night. I called her, and I go, ‘How you doing?’ She goes, ‘I slept really good. I had wa loaded gun.’”

“So there were some, it was ugly phone calls,” he added.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Is "loaded gun" code for who she was sleeping with?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Wife cocks shotgun “Cuck cuck”

[–] AstridWipenaugh 2 points 11 months ago

That's Bobert's nickname at parties. Always loaded, always cocked and ready for action.