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[–] DannyMac 19 points 11 months ago (5 children)

Whelp, better get to asking questions... Someone ask me a question to an answer someone may want to search for

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)

What is the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

[–] SARGEx117 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I'll start with something wholesome:

What's the best way to make someone smile?

[–] flansyrup 21 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] xsh -2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Just punch Trump then. This will make a lot of people smile.

[–] Shea 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I'm the leftest leftist ever to left but had to downvote for such low effort

[–] Shea 17 points 11 months ago

Apply your thumbs in an upward motion to the corners of their mouth. Use force if necessary

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Shea 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Oh nooooo ya gawt me😭

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] DannyMac 9 points 11 months ago

Your poop is green because you consumed something with food coloring in it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Is there anyway to control how high I want my android phone to charge? I would like to set it to 90%.

[–] Someone64 5 points 11 months ago

If you have root you may want to use something called ACC (Advanced Charging Controller). You can use its official app, ACCA, to install it. Very customizable.

[–] Shea 4 points 11 months ago

Samsung phones have an option in the battery settings called "charge protection" and it makes your phone stop charging at 85%. Look through your battery settings to see if you have a similar option.

[–] DannyMac 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Not without rooting it or the manufacturer including a custom option for it, but if it has adaptive charging, you can set an alarm and it will charge the phone up to 80% and then wait to charge it the rest of the way to coincide with the alarm so that it isn't at 100% for a long time.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

I was so insulted when I realized I could never root my phone. Fuck Verizon!