this post was submitted on 18 Oct 2023
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[–] Makeitstop 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Tell your loved ones you love them.

Then tell your hated ones you love them, to lull them into a false sense of security.

And tell your neutral ones that they are meeting expectations but that they need to work harder if they want to exceed expectations.

[–] boeman 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

tell your neutral ones that they are meeting expectations but that they need to work harder if they want to exceed expectations.

I find you to be adequate.

[–] blazeknave 0 points 1 year ago