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"I framed the tweet that got me banned from twitter. 🤠"

the tweet: «Hey @BilldeBlasio, I hope you step on a lego. 🖕»
timestamped with Jan. 16áµ—Ê° 2022 B.E. (before Elmo)

replies:

  • "Disrespectful to legos, so I get it"
  • "Wow that's hateful stuff"
  • "You went too far with that, even freedom has its limits bro"
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I tweeted at Trump and got banned... I refused to delete it so my account is lost.

@realDonaldTrump What a fucking douchebag you are. FUCK OFF. Can't wait till you are locked up and I hope you die in jail. #TraitorsToAmerica

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That got you banned? Put that in the past tense, change the word "hope" to "glad" - and you've got yourself a damn fine obituary to save for later.