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Get enough experience and you just have a brief moment of stage 3 as you dive straight to stage 4.
Unless it's a customer/that-one-guy-at-work (it's a title, but there's usually a handful of them) and then there's this vast stage 0 of back and forth of "are you sure that's happening, run these commands and paste the entire output to me" to be sure of what they are saying then you jump to stage 3/4.
I jump straight to step 6
Yeah honestly who ever starts at stage 1 is a bad programmer IMO. Unless you get your bug reports from the general public, it's unlikely that someone is lying in their bug report. Being at stage 1 pretty much means you have too much confidence in your product.